Yesterday we had a new complaint, one never before heard. An older male guest complained about the urinals in the lobby restroom. He said that they are always full of water, so you could hear him urinate. “So?,” I asked.

He said that he has benign prostate hyperplasia, or BPH, which causes his urine stream to be “thin.” He said that the sound of this thin stream hitting the water was embarrassing whenever there was another man in the restroom. He wants us to replace the urinals with the type with no pool of water in the bottom, so there will be no audio when he pees.

Of course, we can’t do this…at least not in the few remaining days while he is here as a guest. I apologized to our guest, and he replied that it would not be a problem long. He said he is going to have the HoLAP prostate laser treatment soon for his enlarged prostate, and that will cure the problem.

He said that HoLAP BPH is the newest and greatest treatment option for BPH enlarged prostrate. He said it uses a holnium laser to blast away tissue inside the prostate gland, so the urethra (pee tube) opens up and he can urinate normally.

This was almost more than I wanted to know, and I told him to let me know how the HoLAP prostate cure works out.